Heaph's Harem
Heaph’s HaremTogether in Vana’diel
Server
Heaph Jobs

Job Board

Take one, then send it in.

Lick Leaders

First to 100 licks takes 100,000 gil.

Most Helped

Insect Wing Leaders

Rewards

Cash out whenever you like. Every hundred points is a hundred thousand gil, and fifty gets your face on the wall.

1000Heaph Points
a date with Heaph+ 1,000,000 gil
A pack of Marlboro RedsPerfect. Beautiful. Touched by the hands of Heaph himself.
999Heaph Points
900Heaph Points
900,000 gil
800Heaph Points
800,000 gil
700Heaph Points
700,000 gil
600Heaph Points
600,000 gil
500Heaph Points
500,000 gil
400Heaph Points
400,000 gil
300Heaph Points
300,000 gil
200Heaph Points
200,000 gil
100Heaph Points
100,000 gil
50Heaph Points
your portrait on the Heroes wall

Our Heroes

Player Heroes

Heaph
Severia
Tensho

NPC Heroes

X-32
Prishe
Lion
Lilisette
Arciela
Iroha
Nashmeira
Shantotto
Aphmau

Join Us

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Public Jobs

The shell's own noticeboard. Ask for help, offer what you do, or pitch Heaph an event. How it all works →

Help wanted

Services offered

Account

How points and the board work →

Display

How It Works

The whole board in two minutes. Points, how to earn them, and what every tab does.

Heaph Points

What are they?
Credit for helping Heaph and the shell. Heaph keeps the ledger; X-32 counts.
What are they worth?
Cash out any time. 100 points is 100,000 gil, 200 is 200,000, and so on. 50 points puts your portrait on the Heroes wall. 1,000 is a million gil and a date with Heaph.
How do I cash out?
Tell Heaph. He pays in game and takes the points off your balance.
Do I get any for signing up?
Two, the moment you make an account.

Earning them

Heaph Jobs (the front page)
Jobs Heaph posted, each with a points price. Do one, press Send One In, pick the job, say what you did. Heaph approves it from his Desk and the points land.
The green banner
Something happening right now. Turn up and it pays what it says.
Helped Heaph with something not on the board?
Send One In has a Request points tab. Name your price; Heaph rules on it.
Public jobs
Members post requests. Press Help with this to register, do the job, and when the poster marks it complete every registered helper is credited (see below).
Ideas
Suggest a job or an event under Public Jobs. If Heaph likes it he prices it and puts it on the board.

Public job rewards

Raffle (the default)
Every completed job you were registered on counts as one raffle job that week, whatever its size.
Heaph points by party size
Each helper gets a fraction of a point per job: 1/20 alone, 1/15 with two, 1/10 with three, 1/5 with four, 1/3 with a full five. Fractions add up and carry over; when you reach a whole point it lands on your account. No points if Heaph was in the party. Heaph approves these first.
Own bounty
The poster puts up their own points or gil and names who helped when it is done.
Offering help
Post what you can do and press Now if you are on. People put themselves on your list; mark it complete and you get the same credit as a helper.

Weekly raffle

Who is in?
The five helpers with the most completed public jobs that week. A tie for the last place is drawn by lot.
When?
Weeks run Monday to Monday, Pacific. X-32 draws one winner from the five on Monday and posts it in Discord.
Fewer than five helpers?
Nobody wins; the prize rolls over and stacks until a week has five.

The tabs

Heaph Jobs
The board: the active banner, priority jobs, everything Heaph pays for, and the insect wing drive. Send One In lives here.
Public Jobs
The shell's noticeboard: I need help, I offer help, Ask Heaph for a points event, and the weekly raffle standings.
Ladders
Lick Leaders (/lick Heaph in game, one per hour counts, first to 100 wins 100,000 gil), Most Helped (lifetime points), and Insect Wing Leaders.
Tracker
RSE week, Highwind on all four airships, NM times of death and windows. Call one in from Discord in #time-of-death, in game with x32 ose tod 12m ago, or by telling the X-32 chat on this site. Unknown names are kept as player notes.
Auction and Wiki
Live HorizonXI auction prices and the Horizon wiki.
Account
Sign in with a name and password or with Discord, link Discord, see your history and achievements, Candlelight and Riddleofsteel display modes, and your in-game key.
The Desk
Heaph and the officers only: approvals, jobs, events, tracked NMs, helper credits, the raffle prize.

X-32

The chat bubble
Ask anything about the board. Signed in, you can also just tell it things: ose died 12 minutes ago, ose up, request dynamis saturday, 20 pts, claim helped heaph farm sky pops, 5 pts.
In Discord
Same bot. Times of death in #time-of-death, event and job announcements, the daily posts, the raffle draw.
The desktop scroll
HeaphJobs Desktop floats this board over the game. Click the moogle to unroll it. Dots on the moogle mean something new: green for an event or job, red for an upcoming event, blue for a public job, orange for a time of death, purple for things waiting on you.

Tracker

RSE week, Highwind on all four airships, and every time of death the shell calls in.

Race-specific equipment

StartsRaceCoffer in

Same rotation the Horizon wiki uses: an 8-day Vana'diel week, 7h 40m 48s on Earth. Times are your local clock.

Highwind

Times of death

NMZoneToDWindow

History

WhenNMToDBy

Call one in from Discord in the time-of-death channel: quu domi tod, ose tod 12m ago, highwind bastok tod 18:32. X-32 logs it here and shouts when the window opens.

Auction

Look an item up, then check the live price where the data lives.

PSXI does not allow itself to be shown inside other sites, so it opens in a new tab.

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